Chapter Ninety-One: Just Teasing You (Add it to your bookshelf so you can find it later)

The Unmatched Soldier King of the Beautiful CEO Tender spring onion 2423 words 2026-03-20 05:40:36

“Because I met Brother Heaven,” Tian Li said as if it were perfectly natural.

Lin Lin looked awkward again, but Shu Yue still did not quite understand. She glanced at Hua Tianyu, wanting to ask, yet feeling a little shy.

In the end, the torment of her illness left her no choice but to speak. “Hua Tianyu, do you have a good solution?”

Hua Tianyu pondered for two seconds. “I have a way to make you feel no pain for ten months...”

Shu Yue: “...”

Hua Tianyu, you actually dare tease me too?!

Coming back to her senses, Shu Yue immediately hurled the warm pouch in her hand at him, but Hua Tianyu caught it and calmly handed it back to her.

After Tian Li and Hua Tianyu derailed the mood, the atmosphere became lively again.

“Hua Tianyu, for the sake of your cooking being quite good, if you invite me to dinner every day in the future, then I’ll forgive you for what happened today!” Shu Yue said with a smile when they were almost done eating.

Hua Tianyu: “...”

What exactly did I do today that you’re forgiving me for?

Is it because I’m a man?

But even Little Rain the Eunuch has already finished publishing his book, so as a proper man, what have I done wrong?

Lin Lin also chimed in from the side. “Hua Tianyu, since you’re going to cook for us anyway, just bring Teacher Shu along!”

Hua Tianyu thought for two seconds. “You’d better not forgive me!”

Shu Yue still smiled sweetly. “No, I absolutely have to forgive you!”

Hua Tianyu thought for two seconds. “Then let’s discuss the details of making you pain-free for ten months!”

Shu Yue: “...”

In the end, the matter of Shu Yue coming to eat every day was happily settled, and as for Hua Tianyu, he was never given another chance to object.

As for Tian Li, given the way she and Hua Tianyu had been shamelessly showing off their affection, she could not make any comment at all.

That left Hua Tianyu alone, silently sighing at the basin Tian Li had smashed while washing dishes...

The next day, after his usual morning workout, Hua Tianyu picked up Wei Xueying and headed to Swan International Tower.

After parking in the garage and coming out, Hua Tianyu still followed his routine and went to the security department to say hello to Cui Quan.

Cui Quan and Hua Tianyu were chatting as they walked out of the security department when they suddenly saw someone familiar entering through the main doors of the tower.

It was Lu Siyuan.

Today he was still followed by two people, but one of them looked delicate and weak, while the other was pot-bellied, so neither seemed to be bodyguards.

Lu Siyuan also spotted Hua Tianyu and Cui Quan, and hurried forward a few steps.

To Lu Siyuan, Hua Tianyu still remained merely Wei Xueying’s driver in his mind. But since he was trying to win Wei Xueying over, he could not afford to offend anyone around her.

“Hua Tianyu?” Lu Siyuan still remembered his name.

“Good morning, Young Master Lu!” Hua Tianyu greeted him warmly.

Then he tilted his head slightly and said to Cui Quan beside him, “Hurry up and greet the God of Wealth!”

“Good morning, Young Master Lu!” Hearing Hua Tianyu’s words, Cui Quan grinned and quickly spoke up.

After greeting him, Hua Tianyu kept looking behind Lu Siyuan, and after a while he even shook his head.

Seeing his actions, Lu Siyuan thought Wei Xueying was standing behind him, so he turned around and looked with Hua Tianyu for a while. Aside from the stream of employees entering for work, he did not see the person in his heart.

“What are you looking at?” Lu Siyuan asked in confusion.

“Me? Oh, I’m looking to see how many flowers you brought today!” Hua Tianyu replied.

“Ahem... well, I didn’t bring any flowers today,” Lu Siyuan said a little awkwardly.

“Oh.” Hua Tianyu kept looking around.

“Anything else?” Lu Siyuan asked in surprise when Hua Tianyu still did not withdraw his gaze.

“I’m looking to see what gift you brought today!” Hua Tianyu replied.

“Well... I didn’t bring a gift today either,” Lu Siyuan answered.

“Huh?” Hua Tianyu finally withdrew his gaze and looked Lu Siyuan up and down. “You came here with no flowers and no gift. What did you come for? Do you really think that with a face not even half as handsome as mine, you can see our General Manager Wei?”

With that, he draped an arm warmly over Lu Siyuan’s shoulder and whispered to him, “Brother! A man must not be defeated by one setback. Go prepare the flowers and gift again, and I’ll find a way to get them into the hands of our General Manager Wei!”

“Really?” Lu Siyuan’s eyes lit up, and the thoughts that had just gone still surged up again.

“Fake! I’m messing with you!” Hua Tianyu suddenly dropped the arm hooked around his neck and put on a solemn expression.

Lu Siyuan: “...”

“Cui Quan!” Hua Tianyu called out.

“Brother Heaven, what is it?”

“See the guest out.”

“Got it.” Cui Quan agreed and immediately spread his arms to block Lu Siyuan, driving him toward the outside.

“Hua Tianyu, Hua Tianyu, listen to me. I’m here today to discuss cooperation, to discuss a contract.” Caught off guard by Hua Tianyu, Lu Siyuan hurried to explain.

“Look at me. I didn’t even bring bodyguards today—just people from the marketing and legal departments. I’m sincerely here to negotiate the contract.” Afraid Hua Tianyu would not believe him, Lu Siyuan pointed at the two people behind him and explained.

“Did your two bodyguards crawl up from the restroom?” Hua Tianyu asked with a half-smile at the mention of bodyguards.

Hiss—

Lu Siyuan suddenly recalled the miserable state of his two bodyguards. Only then did he remember that this driver in front of him was far more than just a driver.

According to the bodyguards’ later recollection, once they entered the restroom, the two of them had clearly gone in front and behind to attack Hua Tianyu from both sides. Yet before they could even see how the other side moved, both of them were already on the floor.

When they tried to get up, one kick sent one into the urinal, and another kick sent the other into the toilet.

After returning, the two of them had to scrub themselves for a full day before the smell finally came off.

This was a ruthless man. He was probably not only Wei Xueying’s driver, but also her bodyguard.

In that case, Lu Siyuan had even more reason to speak nicely to Hua Tianyu.

“Brother Heaven! Brother Heaven!” Hearing Cui Quan’s address just now, Lu Siyuan picked it up too.

He took a thick document folder from the pot-bellied man behind him and said, “Look, this is the contract. I brought the contract too. I really came sincerely to negotiate!”

“Hm?” Hua Tianyu took the contract from his hand and quickly skimmed through it. It really was a very formal contract, with many sections still blank and waiting to be filled in. No need to ask—they were obviously meant to be completed after today’s negotiations.

“Oh, if that’s the case, then wait there!” Hua Tianyu put on airs. In any negotiation, the side with the stronger momentum always held the initiative.

“Cui Quan, take them to the waiting room and have them wait. Once General Manager Wei is free, she can come talk to them.” Hua Tianyu instructed Cui Quan.

“Ahem—” The delicate scholar named Lu Fang behind Lu Siyuan cleared his throat and shot Lu Siyuan a wink.